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The best damn waste of time!
WWJBD
Drew
Total posts: 5115
1/16/2006 5:08 AM
Man what? You're either with us or you're with the terrorists.
Drew
Total posts: 5115
1/16/2006 5:22 AM
It's hard to even think about this one:
WWJBD when the season premiere of '24' is interupted for any reason at all?
WWJBD when the season premiere of '24' is interupted for any reason at all?
acelxix
Total posts: 2398
1/16/2006 10:34 AM
First of all no woman (or man for that matter) would be skilled enough to bend jack over long enough to insert it's penis but if the obscenity was lucky enough to get that far jack would cut it off with his microtech and crap the penis out into the thing's mouth. He would then hold the slut's mouth shut until it choked to death on its own penis.
WWJBD when he discovers a WACH-TV id on the dead transsexual's body?
WWJBD when he discovers a WACH-TV id on the dead transsexual's body?
ScrotalFury
Total posts: 44
1/17/2006 11:07 AM
obviously you know nothing of the fierce nature of the transgendered in new orleans...Jack is dead ok
SmoovB
Total posts: 1097
1/17/2006 11:14 AM
"WACH-TV?" Jack ponders. "What a fox affiliate could possibly have to do with fighting terrorism..."
"There was something... something I was supposed to be doing..."
"What was I doing?"
"Transexual... thrown off my game... Who's the big man Jack? You are! That's right! Get your head in the game!"
With a well-practiced exhalation (and adjustment of his tender posterior) Jack puts the stress of the past ten minutes behind him.
"Who would send a transexual assassin to take me down?"
Only that dandy Colonel Sanders would do such a nefarious thing. But Sanders had been dead...
Just then realization hits like a big pink bullet train. Colonel Sanders had two favorite calling cards: transexual assassins and mind-controlling lasers.
He was not in New Orleans. He was in an airplane over Michigan and Colonel Sanders was not dead.
WWJBD when he realizes that the transexual was all just a dream planted in his mind by the insidious Colonel Sanders?
"There was something... something I was supposed to be doing..."
"What was I doing?"
"Transexual... thrown off my game... Who's the big man Jack? You are! That's right! Get your head in the game!"
With a well-practiced exhalation (and adjustment of his tender posterior) Jack puts the stress of the past ten minutes behind him.
"Who would send a transexual assassin to take me down?"
Only that dandy Colonel Sanders would do such a nefarious thing. But Sanders had been dead...
Just then realization hits like a big pink bullet train. Colonel Sanders had two favorite calling cards: transexual assassins and mind-controlling lasers.
He was not in New Orleans. He was in an airplane over Michigan and Colonel Sanders was not dead.
WWJBD when he realizes that the transexual was all just a dream planted in his mind by the insidious Colonel Sanders?
Drew
Total posts: 5115
1/17/2006 11:17 AM
Jack jumps out of the plane and lands on one hand. One hand that landed on the skull of a New Orleans based KFC eating chocolate transsexual guard. Jack dons the transsexual uniform and begins his infiltration into the main complex.
WWJBD when he realizes he has a 10 minute window to extract the Colonel before an airstrike eliminates the compound and the high heels are pinching his feet really badly?
WWJBD when he realizes he has a 10 minute window to extract the Colonel before an airstrike eliminates the compound and the high heels are pinching his feet really badly?
mike
Total posts: 2298
1/17/2006 2:57 PM
inserting a comment here i would like to apologize for missing the season opener but i happened to be on secret errands for jack at the time:
Noodle
Total posts: 28
1/17/2006 3:02 PM
Thank you Drew. Chrisse and I would like to thank you so very much for giving us one more show to obsess about... he is one bad ass mother fucker though... don't you wish you could be that bad ass?
Drew
Total posts: 5115
1/17/2006 3:09 PM
Turns out there are a lot of fake Jack Bauers running around on facebook. Intelligence shows that he attended UCLA and UC Berkley. If you come into facebook contact with any other Jack Bauers assume flank 2 protocol.
And I hope with courses like Legal Liabilities of Criminal Justice Personnel Criminal Justice Statistics and Great Questions of Philosophy I too will attain that level of bad assery. I'd recommend sticking with me.
And I hope with courses like Legal Liabilities of Criminal Justice Personnel Criminal Justice Statistics and Great Questions of Philosophy I too will attain that level of bad assery. I'd recommend sticking with me.
mike
Total posts: 2298
1/17/2006 3:28 PM
Field agents have attained a surveillance photo of the offending transektsual:
