Club409

I was thinking that we needed a new thread. Pose a situation and then respond with hilarities.

Situation: Jack decides he needs to lower a car the old fashioned way.

Easy. He busts out his microtech and guts the chicanos. Then he uses the tires of the car to wipe the blood off the knife. Incidently this will burst the tires and mission is accomplished. What he wouldn't do is use his keys and slowly let out the air from the tires; and if a security guard from the hotel asks him what he's doing he would throw the knife and hit him square in the chest.

WWJBD if a minor (say a 16 year old for example) tries to bake cookies with him? I have a feeling the microtech would be involved again but the answer is still unclear to me.

{Admin Edit: Microtech [knife]}

I believe it was a Microtech Halo

I had assumed by "lower the car" you had meant like a lowrider not like "I need to get my oversized car under this low bridge." Instead of slashing the tires I think Jack would stare down the bridge until it bent its frame into a shape more pleasing to Jack Bauer.

Fact.

That's just not American. Call in the troops that Krystal is going down.