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Drew
Total posts: 5123
just another example every responsible citizen should have a katana

remember when you outlaw katanas the only people that have katanas are the outlaws
Oscar
Total posts: 1323
fake katana? it says he was struck in the chest yet he was just taken to prison and released no mention of hospital
SmoovB
Total posts: 1097
I understand your concerns Drew but I'm afraid you may be guilty of the fallacy of the middle ground in your argument. I don't believe we need to go to the extreme of banning all katanas but no honest gentleman requires a sword greater than two feet in length.

P.S. Mike do you still have access to yojimbo@gatech.edu?
Drew
Total posts: 5123
possible explanations for non-visit to hospital

  • dull sword
  • supremely sharp sword and perp healed instantly
  • the cut landed and unbeknownst to the perp he is mortally wounded dude is just waiting for an appropriate time to bang his fist against the handle of the sword so the perp falls over and dies like maybe the day he gets out of prison


as far as middle ground whatever i'd register my katana and have a katana license if that makes everyone feel better we can even have organ donor discounts b/c how awesome would it be to have a liver from some dude that lost a duel over some perceived insult to his honor? pretty awesome i think
Oscar
Total posts: 1323
i bet it was a wooden practice katana and the reporter just said "ZOMG HE GRABBED HIS SWORD AND TOTALLY FLIPPED OUT!"
rachew
Total posts: 897
Chattanooga in the news...not in a good way.
mwinter
Total posts: 4338
Would it be possible for me to denote on my ID that if I need any organs I only want them from fallen katana wielding duelists?

also i bet that kid deserved to be tied in the car.
mwinter
Total posts: 4338
Oh stop it *hand wave*
torzan
Total posts: 310
shoot. it would only be a gay bomb if it was dropped in a room full of dudes. as a dude i'd recommend finding a room of ladies and dropping it in there.
Drew
Total posts: 5123
above munition was previously mentioned and titled "I miss incendiary weapons" and i too made the same recommendation

it's because we're so consistent as a group that we're so successful