Btw LOL @ Sousaphone Hero. :) Since sales seem to be struggling and the d00d in that article looks totally awkward and mildly retarded holding that thing maybe we should give this a try (not that WE'D look retarded w/ the sousaphone or anything ;) )...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlCRR0fHjLg (*ninja edit*)
(lol sorry about the old school copy n' paste linkie... Couldn't get HTML to work on it. =P)