Club409

The best damn waste of time!

409 Mission Report

mwinter
Total posts: 4327
So a few times throughout the weekend we were asked what we do and one time instead of launching in to the usual description of my employment I decided to construct a false and totally unbelievable answer.

I'm sure it was much more funny at the time but anyway my story was that I just get a new gas station credit card every few months and never pay them off. I also said that the economy crashing was the best thing that ever happened to me as I could claim bankruptcy and start over doin what I do. I concluded the conversation with "let's see who i've got in my wallet.. oh hell yeah Texaco gettin' fucked tonight!" since my card was the one on the tab.

After that I think those guys we were talking to had a new hero because they were totally in to my way of life. I probably just created two more burdens of the state with my little ruse. Spring Break '08!
Shawn
Total posts: 1367
The one guy definitely bought Matt's story as I heard him say several times "I know what you are saying about Texaco man". He also followed that up with "That guy is fucking crazy" to his friends.
Drew
Total posts: 5115
if PC was as good as how bad arif's clothes smell i'm sorry i missed it
acelxix
Total posts: 2398
yeah I took some wet clothes from PC out of the bag yesterday..gross
mike
Total posts: 2298
aahahha i can always trust you to 1up the legend :D