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409 Mission Report
mwinter
Total posts: 4327
6/27/2007 3:37 AM
well done foosballers. or should i say... foosbawlahs.
torzan
Total posts: 310
6/27/2007 5:22 AM
why do you keep zooming in on "it'?
acelxix
Total posts: 2398
6/27/2007 5:53 AM
Shawn also won 5 Foos-dollars! Plus he won the draw at the beginning so he played for free! True Foosbawla through and through!
I believe those are the same brand panties we bought for beth...or are they the same ones!? ::DUN DUN DUUUUNN:: (insert crazy-squirrel turn-around stare. I would insert it but I didn't want to limit your imagination. I think mine had a monocle and a top hat. What did yours have?)
I believe those are the same brand panties we bought for beth...or are they the same ones!? ::DUN DUN DUUUUNN:: (insert crazy-squirrel turn-around stare. I would insert it but I didn't want to limit your imagination. I think mine had a monocle and a top hat. What did yours have?)
ezmac102
Total posts: 1049
7/2/2007 2:41 AM
"it" is a man but i believe his had a very similar ensemble and looked about as flattering in it.
congrats to the foosballers!
congrats to the foosballers!
mike
Total posts: 2298
9/20/2007 5:18 PM
ok mission dudes. I started a listserve for the class and dumbly forwarded an email from a yahoo.com address with someone's name on it that was fudged. it turned out to be this really mean email towards some girl in our class and i accidentally let the thing get sent to the whole class and she's like sitting there crying. :p
so anyway aside from her i am pissed cuase this makes me look really stupid. Either way the dumbass sent it from their home computer i think:
76.203.63.215
It's a little rock SBC/ATT DSL address. more specifically:
adsl-76-203-63-215.dsl.ltrkar.sbcglobal.net is the last stop on traceroute
IP location:United States Little Rock Pppox Pool - Rback6.ltrkar
(from domaintools.com)
so any ideas for revenge/how to find this punkass bitch? Drewww I know you want to enforce something . . . ;-)
so anyway aside from her i am pissed cuase this makes me look really stupid. Either way the dumbass sent it from their home computer i think:
76.203.63.215
It's a little rock SBC/ATT DSL address. more specifically:
adsl-76-203-63-215.dsl.ltrkar.sbcglobal.net is the last stop on traceroute
IP location:United States Little Rock Pppox Pool - Rback6.ltrkar
(from domaintools.com)
so any ideas for revenge/how to find this punkass bitch? Drewww I know you want to enforce something . . . ;-)
Shawn
Total posts: 1367
8/6/2008 7:25 AM
Bangkok Thailand: After somehow convincing Kristine that it would be a good idea to for me alone to head out tonight to Patpong(sex district) I found myself at O Reilly's Irish pub for my first stop. Nothing much going on here. I picked it because I figured it was a neutral place to start my evening. From then I headed on to a "club" in which they were playing american hip hop with lots of women but no one seemed to be dancing. I would have shaken my booty but I needed more people with me and alcohol. Afterwards I decided that I needed to see some of the actual sex district so I headed to an unnamed bar(right across from the Super Pussy) which had cheap beer. I thought that it was a strip club but in fact it was actually a brothel. I ordered my beer and then watched as the women stood nervously on stage as me and about 15 old white guys watched them. The head lady decided to sit next to me and continually ask me which women I wanted. I decided that it would be in my best interests(not 409's interest) to leave as soon as possible. Upon exiting in my half sober/drunken state I spied a McDonald's across the street and ordered a large fry. I then double timed it back to the hotel where my lovely girlfriend was waiting for me.
You guys will be disappointed in my because I did not take part in a ping pong show.
You guys will be disappointed in my because I did not take part in a ping pong show.
SAC
Total posts: 69
11/16/2008 2:08 PM
Here you go people...let me know what you think about this super awesome letter I received on MySpace. I think some of you have maybe seen this before.
(WoW! I'd like to first apologize in advance because this message became a real "book" ..hahaha...and I ended up writing a lot more then I EVER thought I would!! I'm sorry about all that and I PROMISE to not make a habit of it but I hope you will take the time out to read it anyway! :) )
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Hi Steph!
Wow! I didn't know you were on here! :) ~ Cool! ...I'm not sure if you remember me or not (I doubt you would it was kind of a brief enounter and you had plenty of distractions at the time) but I met you once awhile back at one of your gymnastic events. ...Anyway I'm kinda new to the whole MySpace thing but as I was crusin' through I just so happen to run accross your page and thought I would just say hello.
Just to tell you a little bit about me though ...My name's C.J. ..And though I'd love to tell you all about how I'm a Virgo love long walks on the beach and my favorite hobbies include ...ummmm....under water basket weaving and synchronized bull-fighting or something like that ...hahaha. ...I won't bore you to death with all those kind of details. :P hehehee
I currently work at a hotel and also volunteer my time to working in a mentoring program for troubled kids that's kind of like a "Big Brother" type program. That's really were my heart is at because I lost my family at an early age and got shifted around in a lot of foster homes and childrens homes so I really understand where the kids are coming from. I'm orginally from North Carolina though (so slice me open and I bleed Carolina blue still) but I now live Lincoln just like you. (Which I'm now convinced and pretty sure is located halfway between "Bumfuck" and "You Sure Do Got A Purdy Mouth"! :P haha. Just kidding. It's not that bad here.)
... Overall I'm pretty much just me though. Like it or not. I'm very modest and humble and I don't try or claim to be any kind "Mr. Studtacular" or Mr. perfect 6'4 with washboard abs and a complete speciem of perfection. :P ...And I'm actually about the farthest thing from any type of "player". I'm actually kind of more like Shrek ..hahaha... great heart and sense of humor on the inside but complete Ogar on the outside! :P - JUST KIDDING! ...I'd say I'm a very sincere honest and nice guy though. ..But that doesn't always pay off ...I've found that often girls will say that they really just want a nice guy but if you're too nice then you can get taken for granted or just walked all over. ...And some girls say they want the "bad boy" type ..yet if you're too much of a "bad boy" then everyone just thinks you're an asshole! haha. ....So I guess that's why I try to walk that really fine line and gray area and just consider myself a really "Nice Asshole". :P hahaha. ..Nah who am I kidding I'm just nice. ...A dork at times (like now) but nice. haha.
...Anyway this ALL leads me up to something I really never got a chance to say you though.... and even though I know I may look like an absolut idiot for doing this if I never take the risk and stick my neck out there then I'll never know I guess... So here goes nothing ...I was so happy when I first saw you here on MySpace because I was very taken back when I first saw you and now I finally have the chance to say what I couldn't before:
...And though I'm sure you get this all the time and although the last thing I ever EVER wanna do is risk sounding like just any other cheesy guy out there I just wanted to say that I never got a chance to tell you that I truly think that you have just GOT to be THE most breat-takingly" beautiful girl I have ever EVER seen! ...I'm not even certain just what it is about you but the fact that you seemed to have such an awesome personality and beautiful soul and character about you (from what I observed) is only the big fat "cherry on top of the sundae" that is already you anyway! :) ...So maybe that means absoulty nothing to you coming from someone you don't really even know I don't know ...but for what it's worth stick that in your pipe and smoke it! haha. .."Because it's just the truth! ;) I don't think I've EVER written someone like I'm writing you right now and I've never been the kind of person just to blow a lot of sunshine up anyone's butt because I wouldn't want it done to me so for what it's worth I just had to take the risk of looking stupid and say that! I hope you don't mind and I hope I haven't been too forward in saying so. ..Like I said I NEVER do this..and I'm not even sure why I am now...
...Anyway most of all if you ever EVER take anything from this message or anything I ever say please just take this: Please don't ever sell yourself short out there no matter what! ~ You're pretty amazing if you ask me! :)
I also just want you to know that I don't want or expect anything from you but at the very least I guess I just thought it might be cool to get to know you better for you and who knows but maybe even call you a friend someday. So if you're ever intrested in talking or having a friendly chat feel free to write me back on here or at (I took his email out). ~ No pressure. ...And if I don't hear back from you then I'll still be wishing you all the very best life has to offer you. I hope I do hear back from you soon though. ...Until then have an awesome day and take care of you!!
Very Sincerely
(WoW! I'd like to first apologize in advance because this message became a real "book" ..hahaha...and I ended up writing a lot more then I EVER thought I would!! I'm sorry about all that and I PROMISE to not make a habit of it but I hope you will take the time out to read it anyway! :) )
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Hi Steph!
Wow! I didn't know you were on here! :) ~ Cool! ...I'm not sure if you remember me or not (I doubt you would it was kind of a brief enounter and you had plenty of distractions at the time) but I met you once awhile back at one of your gymnastic events. ...Anyway I'm kinda new to the whole MySpace thing but as I was crusin' through I just so happen to run accross your page and thought I would just say hello.
Just to tell you a little bit about me though ...My name's C.J. ..And though I'd love to tell you all about how I'm a Virgo love long walks on the beach and my favorite hobbies include ...ummmm....under water basket weaving and synchronized bull-fighting or something like that ...hahaha. ...I won't bore you to death with all those kind of details. :P hehehee
I currently work at a hotel and also volunteer my time to working in a mentoring program for troubled kids that's kind of like a "Big Brother" type program. That's really were my heart is at because I lost my family at an early age and got shifted around in a lot of foster homes and childrens homes so I really understand where the kids are coming from. I'm orginally from North Carolina though (so slice me open and I bleed Carolina blue still) but I now live Lincoln just like you. (Which I'm now convinced and pretty sure is located halfway between "Bumfuck" and "You Sure Do Got A Purdy Mouth"! :P haha. Just kidding. It's not that bad here.)
... Overall I'm pretty much just me though. Like it or not. I'm very modest and humble and I don't try or claim to be any kind "Mr. Studtacular" or Mr. perfect 6'4 with washboard abs and a complete speciem of perfection. :P ...And I'm actually about the farthest thing from any type of "player". I'm actually kind of more like Shrek ..hahaha... great heart and sense of humor on the inside but complete Ogar on the outside! :P - JUST KIDDING! ...I'd say I'm a very sincere honest and nice guy though. ..But that doesn't always pay off ...I've found that often girls will say that they really just want a nice guy but if you're too nice then you can get taken for granted or just walked all over. ...And some girls say they want the "bad boy" type ..yet if you're too much of a "bad boy" then everyone just thinks you're an asshole! haha. ....So I guess that's why I try to walk that really fine line and gray area and just consider myself a really "Nice Asshole". :P hahaha. ..Nah who am I kidding I'm just nice. ...A dork at times (like now) but nice. haha.
...Anyway this ALL leads me up to something I really never got a chance to say you though.... and even though I know I may look like an absolut idiot for doing this if I never take the risk and stick my neck out there then I'll never know I guess... So here goes nothing ...I was so happy when I first saw you here on MySpace because I was very taken back when I first saw you and now I finally have the chance to say what I couldn't before:
...And though I'm sure you get this all the time and although the last thing I ever EVER wanna do is risk sounding like just any other cheesy guy out there I just wanted to say that I never got a chance to tell you that I truly think that you have just GOT to be THE most breat-takingly" beautiful girl I have ever EVER seen! ...I'm not even certain just what it is about you but the fact that you seemed to have such an awesome personality and beautiful soul and character about you (from what I observed) is only the big fat "cherry on top of the sundae" that is already you anyway! :) ...So maybe that means absoulty nothing to you coming from someone you don't really even know I don't know ...but for what it's worth stick that in your pipe and smoke it! haha. .."Because it's just the truth! ;) I don't think I've EVER written someone like I'm writing you right now and I've never been the kind of person just to blow a lot of sunshine up anyone's butt because I wouldn't want it done to me so for what it's worth I just had to take the risk of looking stupid and say that! I hope you don't mind and I hope I haven't been too forward in saying so. ..Like I said I NEVER do this..and I'm not even sure why I am now...
...Anyway most of all if you ever EVER take anything from this message or anything I ever say please just take this: Please don't ever sell yourself short out there no matter what! ~ You're pretty amazing if you ask me! :)
I also just want you to know that I don't want or expect anything from you but at the very least I guess I just thought it might be cool to get to know you better for you and who knows but maybe even call you a friend someday. So if you're ever intrested in talking or having a friendly chat feel free to write me back on here or at (I took his email out). ~ No pressure. ...And if I don't hear back from you then I'll still be wishing you all the very best life has to offer you. I hope I do hear back from you soon though. ...Until then have an awesome day and take care of you!!
Very Sincerely
scott
Total posts: 1076
11/16/2008 2:59 PM
wow. where to begin? this guy has wuss bag written all over. first he didn't have the balls to tell you this when you were in his presence. he had to wait to say it through a computer monitor. i also love how he pretty much gave you his resume trying to prove how much of a great guy he is. he just 'happened' to find you on myspace. really? i've never just 'happened' to find anyone on myspace. you usually have to look them up.
then there is the whole 'i don't want to sound like everybody else' spiel but then he ends up sounding like every other douche in history. this guy barely knows you and it sounds like he already wants to marry you. sounds like a winner. can't believe he isn't taken.
then there is the whole 'i don't want to sound like everybody else' spiel but then he ends up sounding like every other douche in history. this guy barely knows you and it sounds like he already wants to marry you. sounds like a winner. can't believe he isn't taken.
Drew
Total posts: 5115
11/16/2008 3:02 PM
exactly where this belongs good job steph looking forward to reading it tomorrow maybe i'll print it out and take it to the reading room even
Shawn
Total posts: 1367
11/16/2008 5:07 PM
I agree with Scott. A simple "Hey whats up you are cool lets get some coffee sometime" would have sufficed.