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Drew
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(Updated 7/3/2016 10:57 PM)
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A couple weekends ago barb wanted to watch Pitch Black and The Chronicles of Riddick with me and I hadn't seen them. She had watched them years ago and remembered they were good. I would give Pitch Black a 3.5 out of 5 souvenir hair locks since it was a decent self-contained movie. It had this weird late 90's atmosphere and dialog style, but that was kind of fun. The characters have their lanes and stay in them and it works fine. A couple things don't make sense, but it didn't really bother me too much. Just decent enough movie all around kind of occupying a 75/25 sci-fi/horror ratio. Now Chronicles of Riddick I've got some issues with. 2.5 out of 5 weird CGI budget decisions. Most of the movie feels like a movie set it never really takes you away. They introduce a bunch of different types of humans or whatever, but there was no mention of that in PB so it's like out of left field. The middle of it seems side tracked from the main story. But here's the main thing they really messed up on IMO: they missed the theme. [SPOILERS from here on] PB pretty much has it right in the title: darkness is scary, but for Riddick it's not, so what does that say about him? In CoR Riddick is mostly getting things accomplished by being this great fighter, which OK sure. But if you go back and think about PB, Riddick was handled well enough by just a decently equipped/trained bounty hunter. It didn't take like a whole army. He had some quirks but was still pretty much just a dude. But what was his main perk? Seeing in the dark. Now the bad guys in CoR are this super zealot proselytize by force/mind control religious bad guy group. At the end, Riddick has this face off against the leader and it's one on one hand to hand until it climaxes when Riddick's little protege surprise stabs the bad guy after she had pretended to be converted. Then Riddick can win the fight hooray. Here's how it should have went down. The whole time bad guy group has sayings like "bringing the light" to their new subjects. They could have even said stuff like "The light be with you" to each other just to really get the imagery going. And all their domains and stuff are like super lit up with extravagant lights. The movie goes on like normal and Riddick is fighting his way to the main bad guy. It gets harder and harder until he has pretty much lost. He's in this well-lit room with the bad guy and all these flunkies and his animal fight instinct is like at 11 but they've got him down and surrounded. They're about to finish him off, but then protege...turns off the lights. The room is pitch black and Riddick just does what he's gonna do. The END.

tl;dr they pretty much dropped the darkness theme from PB to CoR but missed a great story opportunity doing so.
Drew
Total posts: 261
For the above CoR remix, i was mostly thinking about capturing how i felt during this encounter in the original splinter cell game, i.e. lights are out go time
mike
Total posts: 83
PB is one of my favorites, had that Abyss feel where most of the tension came from pacing and 2.5 dimensional characters, but cgi used sparingly and to great effect.  It just did its thang, and I respect any movie, unicorn birthday parties or whatever, that choose their thang and do it well.  Never saw CoR, just based on trailers there seemed to be no reason to use the same character at all.  Just have "Vin Diesel is Rock Hardstuff in Chronicles of Rocky" or whatever.  Glad I never saw it, like I never saw the matrix or boondock saints sequels. 
Drew
Total posts: 261
You're right Michael there was no real connection between the two movies other than a couple characters' names.

We tried to watch Nightcrawler with Jake Gyhlennhymen on netflix but gave up 50 minutes in. A movie needs like a story and not just a chain of events IMO. Won't give it a rating since I didn't watch the rest of it, but I'd label it "avoid" and you're welcome for saving the time.
mike
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I actually enjoyed it.  Well even if you don't love the story the ending is pretty, well, ohshit. 
Drew
Total posts: 261
Care to go ahead and tell me the ending? Don't think I will be rolling through the remaining hour.
Drew
Total posts: 261
Cinesift aggregates movie ratings from rotten tomatoes, imdb, etc, and you can select availability options for amazon prime or netflix. Looks pretty useful.
scott
Total posts: 58
A friend won tickets to an advance screening of Suicide Squad and I got to tag along.

 __Spoiler Free Review__

The Good: The characters are well developed and the squad has good chemistry. Margot Robbie and Will Smith carry the heavy load as expected, but everyone gets their moments. Margot steals the show if maybe a little over the top at some times. Amanda Waller is well written and acted. The humor is on point. The movie didn't drag on. It was pretty enjoyable.

The Bad: The Joker was underwhelming. I came in with an open mind accepting a new take on the Joker and not expecting it to match Heath Ledger's performance. Unfortunately, Leto gives us the worst version of the Joker we have seen on screen. He wasn't intimidating, he wasn't suave, he wasn't a gangster and there is zero chemistry with Harley Quinn. It's a shame.
Captain Flagg was also a poorly written character. As the "leader" of the squad he doesn't carry the necessary gravitas. I get that they were trying to make him an outsider and almost a common enemy for the rest of the squad, but he just comes across as pathetic.

Overall, worth watching. 3.5/4 out of 5

mike
Total posts: 83
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Drew
Total posts: 261
Some movies watched over the past couple weeks:

Zootopia: Fun and charming enough for a Pixar movie. Also there's lots of room for whatever subtext you want interpret, but they shy away from. 3.5 out of 5 Lemming Bros accounts. Also if the movie wasn't dark enough for you, you can pretend this deleted scene still is in the movie.

Jason Bourne: A return to form after the last one was pretty bleh. It does get a bit formulaic as in go to a city, exposition, action, repeat a few times. They bring up a lot of topical topics but never really dive in to them, but it serves to give a relevant and timely feel if not directly making statements about them. Bourne gets a few more answers so that moves us forward in the whole scheme of things. 4 out of 5 "stuff we're gonna break during this scene" budget line items

Sisters: If Tina Fey and Amy Poehler being cute at each other sounds like fun to you than here you go. Otherwise I got 3 mild chuckles out of the whole thing. Someone wrote a bland script and gave it to them and was like OK go be funny. 2 out of 5 don't cares

Central Intelligence: The Rock and Kevin Hart being silly together is more fun. Good for a few laughs. 3 out of 5 people's elbows