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Jimmy Carter can shove it

Not sure why I find this funny but I do.

Admitting his 0-4 record is not impressive "on paper" trainers announced that Lucky a German shepherd guide dog for the blind in Wuppertal Germany is available for his fifth owner. Lucky led his first owner in front of a bus killing him. Then he led the second off the end of a pier drowning him. He nudged his third owner off a railway platform in front of an express train killing him. And he walked his fourth owner into heavy traffic abandoning him to be hit and killed. The new owner won't be told of Lucky's record -- the trainers say the dog might sense nervousness "and do something silly."

I didn't know that Google had a patent search. A quick search brought me to this. I am not sure how this qualified for a patent. This seems like a glorified ball on a string.

edit:

A few more 7th grade searches.
Sexual aid
Lingual vibration device
Process of manufacturing artificial breasts

i know this isn't you but if you run into oscar mayer tell him i said thanks

Just so everybody knows I will now be posting any and all "animals causing wanton destruction" articles here