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The Medical School Thread

SmoovB
Total posts: 1097
I'm still waiting on "You get to fill out all of these useless secondary apps."
mike
Total posts: 2298
Got into Arkansas :-D I'm not bragging its just you guys are teh only people I know besides fam who would pretend to give a shit :-D.
DrJustin
Total posts: 200
Congrats and I'm 1/8th doctor now.
Drew
Total posts: 5115
Excuse me miss. Do you have any doctor in you?
...Want some?


Word @ Arkansas.
mwinter
Total posts: 4328
Congrats :) operation "infultrate every respectable profession" is well underway.

Now we all need to get night jobs so that operation "infultrate the darkest corners of humanity" can continue to thrive as well. Drew I'm looking to you for some The Departed action.
DrJustin
Total posts: 200
Even though this is probably in violation of Hippa who cares. During a patient interview today the patient was describing her past medical history/experiences. she decided to share her suppository story. apparently her nurse was confused and missed the desinated target (the patient just had surgery concerning the hole the pill was misplaced in). so it couldnt have felt good but once the nurse realized her mistake instead of playing it cool decided to frantically try to remove the suppository from said hole. didnt help. so about at this time im trying my best to not laugh and keep a straight face. then she decides to offer an explanation for the nurse's action. something on the order of: it's like she just panicked once she got down there and stuck it in the wrong hole. which didn't help my straight face but it also didnt help that in my mind i was thinking "how can i be empathic in this situation? (i was in a conundrum) and the only reply i had in mind was "i have the same problem the nurse has." which i didnt feel like that reply would help the situation and then the patient added "it's like she thought it was thanksgiving and she was stuffing the turkey."
mike
Total posts: 2298
so did you completely lose it?
and I have to mention that's what she said. word for word. really she did.
plus hippa only counts for personally identifiable information and unless anybody knows that girl and in particular knows she has that story you're good.
DrJustin
Total posts: 200
not completely. luckily i watched an old scifi movie the weekend before (village of the damned) and i used that technique. which is think of a picture of a brick wall. who knew a 60s film would come in so handy. and it sort of is identifiable you know location and day and you know me so you could technically find it cuz i only interviewed one person that day. otherwise i agree. hippa is crap anyways no one follows it.
mike
Total posts: 2298
:p waitlisted at Emory
SmoovB
Total posts: 1097
Waitlisted at Case