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Here's the translated scriptWei Jia Ming and some classmates are going on immersion to Beijing to join in the Chinese New Year festivities. They fly a plan from Monterey to Beijing. But their plane arrives in Shanghai. It turns out that their pilot fell asleep. Wei Jia Ming and his classmates have one week to make it from Shanghai to Beijing.Monday - Clear dayThey don't have a lot of money so they decide to ride in a rickshaw. Unfortunately just outside of Nanjing their rickshaw breaks down. A Chinese native offers help.(Chinese spoken fast and quiet)They don't understand. Lose a day.Tuesday - foggyThey arrive at the Yangtze river. They have 3 options. Swim build a raft or build the 3-gorges dam."Let's swim it""ok"As it turns out that Navy guy can't swim. He drowned.Wednesday – Overcast“I’m starving”“Let’s try hunting”They were unable to kill anything. Still hungry they find a restaurant.“Welcome welcome. Please sit down.”“How’s the Panda meat?”“Awesome”“Ok. We’ll take a plate of that some egg drop soup and green tea.”“Wait one minute . . . here’s your food. Enjoy!”Thursday – ClearBecause they aren’t used to Chinese food they all got diarrhea. “I don’t feel good. Let’s go to a hospital”“Look! A Mongolian doctor. Let’s go.” (Mongolian doctors are what they call ‘quack’ doctors in Chinese) “What’s wrong?”“Yesterday we all at Chinese food. Today we all have diarrhea.”“Let me check. Yup you’re right. You have diarrhea. Eat more bananas and do 50 push-ups a day you’ll feel much better.”Friday – RainyJon Bingham got dysentery. He died.“What does liji mean?”“It means ‘dysentery’”Saturday – SnowyThey decide to stay in a hotel.“Excuse me miss. How much for one night?” (In Chinese the word for miss is also slang for prostitute)“What did you say? I’m not a prostitute! Leave!”Sunday – ClearFinally they make it to Beijing. Everyone ate drank laughed and jumped. Everyone was extremely happy.

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