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Oscar
Total posts: 1323
12/20/2007 1:02 PM
from the NOLA newspaper:
caption: Sharon Jasper sits in the living room of her voucher-backed private residence. "I might be poor but I don't like to live poor. I thank God for a place to live but it's pitiful what people give you."
caption: Sharon Jasper sits in the living room of her voucher-backed private residence. "I might be poor but I don't like to live poor. I thank God for a place to live but it's pitiful what people give you."
mwinter
Total posts: 4338
12/24/2007 2:45 AM
Oscar
Total posts: 1323
12/24/2007 3:55 AM
acelxix
Total posts: 2405
12/27/2007 11:39 AM
mwinter
Total posts: 4338
12/29/2007 4:30 AM
A Slashdotter's response to the new lithium battery restrictions on airplanes:
"Obviously they needed to be banned. Lithium batteries are much much more dangerous than 3oz of water outside of a plastic baggie.
And for that matter people bleed to death of papercuts all the time. Paper must be banned from airlines. Similarly Cheeseburgers umbrellas during lightning storms and those shoes with little wheels in them must be stopped. On airplanes.
Other things that should never be brought on an airplane include: step ladders Christmas lights and Chuck Norris. Gambling is a very serious addiction and as such fliers are hereby banned from setting foot inside of Las Vegas McCarron Airport.
Thank you for your attention and thank you for flying with the TSA. The TSA: [tsa.gov] Drawing on our imagination to creatively protect America from imagined harm."
"Obviously they needed to be banned. Lithium batteries are much much more dangerous than 3oz of water outside of a plastic baggie.
And for that matter people bleed to death of papercuts all the time. Paper must be banned from airlines. Similarly Cheeseburgers umbrellas during lightning storms and those shoes with little wheels in them must be stopped. On airplanes.
Other things that should never be brought on an airplane include: step ladders Christmas lights and Chuck Norris. Gambling is a very serious addiction and as such fliers are hereby banned from setting foot inside of Las Vegas McCarron Airport.
Thank you for your attention and thank you for flying with the TSA. The TSA: [tsa.gov] Drawing on our imagination to creatively protect America from imagined harm."
mike
Total posts: 2298
12/29/2007 1:58 PM
Letterman's back on Jan 2 . . . without writers. Also O'Brien Stewart etc. should be awesome. They are contractually obligated not to have people write what they usually would (ie no monologues that aren't self-written) and thechnically they can't be in character (i.e. Colbert has to be a democrat). Excerpt from old letterman strike show:
"One gag had the show's associate director playing "Lady of Spain" on the accordion night after night. 'Fifty-five minutes ladies and gentlemen 55 minutes to go!' "
"One gag had the show's associate director playing "Lady of Spain" on the accordion night after night. 'Fifty-five minutes ladies and gentlemen 55 minutes to go!' "
rachew
Total posts: 897
1/3/2008 4:31 AM
Steven
Total posts: 751
1/5/2008 12:26 PM
bad times for will bynum
Shawn
Total posts: 1370
1/11/2008 1:46 AM
torzan
Total posts: 310
1/11/2008 2:21 AM
that is all sorts of wrong. i hope to gOD that they never consummated that thing.