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mwinter
Total posts: 4338
10/15/2007 11:24 AM
By the way seeing my own partially exposed testicle is probably in my top 5 things that should never happen
torzan
Total posts: 310
10/16/2007 1:11 AM
i wonder what color it is....
Shawn
Total posts: 1370
10/16/2007 3:02 AM
I would say pink
mike
Total posts: 2298
10/16/2007 6:42 AM
it's white . . . ish
Oscar
Total posts: 1323
10/20/2007 11:09 AM
Oscar
Total posts: 1323
10/21/2007 3:29 PM
torzan
Total posts: 310
10/22/2007 2:01 AM
replace lizard with monkey.
Skinner: Well I was wrong. The lizards are a godsend.
Lisa: But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards?
Skinner: No problem. We simply release wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.
Lisa: But aren't the snakes even worse?
Skinner: Yes but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
Lisa: But then we're stuck with gorillas!
Skinner: No that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around the gorillas simply freeze to death.
Skinner: Well I was wrong. The lizards are a godsend.
Lisa: But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards?
Skinner: No problem. We simply release wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.
Lisa: But aren't the snakes even worse?
Skinner: Yes but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
Lisa: But then we're stuck with gorillas!
Skinner: No that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around the gorillas simply freeze to death.
Shawn
Total posts: 1370
10/25/2007 3:53 AM
torzan
Total posts: 310
10/25/2007 6:10 AM
we have a goal
acelxix
Total posts: 2404
10/30/2007 6:41 PM
"Avast! I bet me life tharr be two Squandran of Somalian Scallywags aboard that thar swaggy. Prepare to mount 'n loot her!"
"Shiver me timbers cap'n! That thar ship is made of steel"
"Then use the automatic rifles and shoulder-fired rockets before I keelhaul e'ery last one of you scurvy dogs! YAARR!!"
"Shiver me timbers cap'n! That thar ship is made of steel"
"Then use the automatic rifles and shoulder-fired rockets before I keelhaul e'ery last one of you scurvy dogs! YAARR!!"