What happens if I ask for unsolicited advice? Does that mean I win?
Irregardless keep it coming; that's exactly what this thread is for
I had very mixed feelings when seeing this new thread.
tl;dr
haha: "[T]he final irony is that our close attention to safety has not in fact made a tremendous difference in the number of accidents children have."
So in conclusion: rub some dirt on it and walk it off.
edit: Worth the long read IMO.