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guys and their conversations about women

scott
Total posts: 1076
so one of our buddies up here (manna) decided to go to a comicon type convention this weekend. he's definitely your stereotypical jock so we ask why he's interested in going to a convention.he figures the females there would be ripe for the picking and into doing strange things in bed.my counter-argument to that being that he isn't a legit nerd is that he probably wouldn't do it right. i can just hear her now."what are you doing? paladins can't do a level 4 force push!"
scott
Total posts: 1076
(Updated 1/9/2010 5:53 PM)
last night we were at a house party at which the cops were called. one of the cops was a decent looking female and our buddy danny a quintessential lady killer is like "what's up?". she's like "don't talk to me". his response "it's ok. i've got your number. 911"can you imagine that call?"911 what's your emergency?""hi is tabitha there?"