Drew
Total posts: 5123
9/20/2005 4:50 PM
"He was frustrated that other members of his al-Qaida cell lacked initiative" - Finally fundamentalist Muslims I can get behind.
Edit: easy feds it's a joke.
Edit 2: It appears my post count is stuck at 102. How am I supposed to maintain my Club409 l33t status?
rachew
Total posts: 897
9/20/2005 5:00 PM
Why are y'all being so mean to each other? Quit being ass holes. You don't suck Jacob everyone else does. And Mike your avatar scares me.
mwinter
Total posts: 4338
9/20/2005 5:12 PM
hmm i'll look into the post count issue.. just turned in a half-assed networking project. off to a good start for the semester :-P
SmoovB
Total posts: 1097
9/20/2005 5:18 PM
Jacob what you need to keep in mind about online forums is that the only way to be cool is to say that things suck. The spirit of the internet is Entropy with a capital E a dark goddess comprised wholly of apathy and spite. Experienced forum-goers worship her putrescent glory sacrificing the sweet enthusiastic posts of the innocent at her greasy gray alter.
The highest in her secret priesthood live in a cloud of practiced ennui punctuated with vicious yet casual -- even promiscuous -- attacks on other web-users. The simplest of these is simply to state that how much something sucks.
Observe this post: I'm not willing to unequivocally state that it's cool to say things suck. Instead to be safe I'm going to say that it sucks to say things suck.
Now I sit and wait to see how long it takes for someone to tell me that me my post and Fat Optimus Prime all suck bigtime.
mwinter
Total posts: 4338
9/20/2005 5:20 PM
f'in noob your post is like the lamest one since i started this whole traing rolling. *BANNED*
Drew
Total posts: 5123
9/20/2005 5:22 PM
Dang Matt's pwnzoring tonite. Way to keep lameness to a minimum.
Edit: You're on a roll go ahead and ban Shawn. Just for good measure.
Oscar
Total posts: 1323
9/20/2005 5:57 PM
whats a traing?
mwinter
Total posts: 4338
9/20/2005 5:59 PM
Just for good measure Shawn and SugarTits are gunna sit this week out on 409. It's not that I think they deserve it it's simply the right thing to do.
Edit: Never point out a typo in a post that's talking about banning people.
mwinter
Total posts: 4338
9/20/2005 6:14 PM
Here's a screenshot from one of my admin pages. I promise you all it hurts me more than it hurts you.

(If I click the trash can next to your ban the ban is lifted.)
jaywatkins8
Total posts: 164
9/21/2005 3:12 AM
Hey Bill Everything sucks major. Including myself.
ATTENTION: Due to the overwhelming population of cool people the United States of America has decided to open up Loserville. A small very small town in north GA. So far the only person The United States of America has decided to permanetly place there is ME!.... Therefore I suck.