Arif what are you doing staring at club409 for that long anyway? It's bad for your eyes. If y'all remember
this I just drove past it today on my trip to Irvine California.
Other highlights:
- Creepy scrap-metal roadrunner sculptures do not make good road decorations. I saw the first one out of the corner of my eye staring down at me from above like a giant predatory dinosaur. *shudder*
- Rivers smell just as bad (if not worse) in the west as they do in the east
- El Paso's titty bars are WAY over-rated.
- AAA's maps aren't perfect. They neglected to mention one turn and I ended up going fifty miles out of my way around a mountain. See below.
- Whoever had the bright idea of putting Los Angeles in the middle of a bunch of mountains was retarded. This "bright idea" should be stricken from the "great list of bright ideas" along with the idea of squeezing New Orleans between Lake Pontchartrain and the Mississippi.