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The Archive Thread
Oscar
Total posts: 1323
10/23/2005 7:43 AM
newegg rocks - buy this $210 patio heater get a wheel FREE!!!1111!!1one
Shawn
Total posts: 1367
10/23/2005 7:51 AM
In honor of my 100th post Matt has decided to reopen the account registration for everyone.
Also if you check drudgereport you will see a link to a story that we broke a few days ago. You heard it here first.
Also if you check drudgereport you will see a link to a story that we broke a few days ago. You heard it here first.
mwinter
Total posts: 4327
10/23/2005 12:29 PM
In case anyone was wondering what the weather folks would do when they reached the end of the alphabet the latest tropical storm is named "alpha."
Drew
Total posts: 5115
10/23/2005 2:19 PM
We've broken several stories here before drudgereport. He probably checks out the 409 to see what's up then goes with it. Watch for drudge to start reporting HL2 mod updates.
Oscar
Total posts: 1323
10/23/2005 2:34 PM
alpha is still a depression so technically its not alpha yet
Oscar
Total posts: 1323
10/23/2005 3:30 PM
doom hits 20% - on the tomato meter
jaywatkins8
Total posts: 164
10/23/2005 4:58 PM
GUYS i need some serious help. I need everything you know about "The Great Gatsby" EVERYTHING i have to write a 6-7 page paper about it within 3 days or i wont get this girl on a date.!!! please help!!!
by the way email is Jaywatkins@myway.com
Oh and no "jokes" or ill make sure non of your cars move for a week.
by the way email is Jaywatkins@myway.com
Oh and no "jokes" or ill make sure non of your cars move for a week.
Drew
Total posts: 5115
10/23/2005 5:44 PM
If I didn't have 3 more things to do tonight I'd write a Peter Nguyen inspired paper for you and hide my car.
I remember the book sucked big time. It was like a soap opera had won a pulitzer. It blew my mind. Basically it was pretty forgetable. Go with that theme for your paper Forgetable. That way you can expound on not knowing anything.
Otherwise Wikipedia mothafucka! Do You Use It?!.
It's none of my business but are you trying to score a high school lit teacher or a high school lit student?
or both?
Edit: From the wikipedia article: "Largely forgotten during the Great Depression and World War II..." Told you. So in conjunction with what Matt says people had more important things to worry about; they forgot about this book. See this is a paper right here.
I remember the book sucked big time. It was like a soap opera had won a pulitzer. It blew my mind. Basically it was pretty forgetable. Go with that theme for your paper Forgetable. That way you can expound on not knowing anything.
Otherwise Wikipedia mothafucka! Do You Use It?!.
It's none of my business but are you trying to score a high school lit teacher or a high school lit student?
or both?
Edit: From the wikipedia article: "Largely forgotten during the Great Depression and World War II..." Told you. So in conjunction with what Matt says people had more important things to worry about; they forgot about this book. See this is a paper right here.
mwinter
Total posts: 4327
10/23/2005 7:12 PM
If you've got 3 days (and you want it bad enough) you could probably read the book in a day and write the paper for the next two :) It's not all that long as I recall. In addition to Wikipedia I highly suggest SparkNotes. Meanwhile lemme give you some highlights:
- Rich folk with nothing better to do than have some drama
- There's some kind of love parallelogram.
- A chick gets her boob half-ripped off by a car and then she dies.
- gatsby dies. he gets shot by the husband of the boob-rip chick.
- symbolism symbolism symbolism. out the wazoo. weather (specifically temperature) and colors come to mind.
mwinter
Total posts: 4327
10/23/2005 8:12 PM
oh noes - as if they aren't listening already =-O