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Ants
mwinter
Total posts: 4327
11/4/2005 12:58 AM
So we've been battling the ants for quite some time now.. drew brought back some heavy artillery and we thought we were making progress. but this morning when i went to pour myself some corn flakes there they were again humping the sink like it were ambrosia. these ants are just so infuriatingly retarded.
hey drew did you say that the ants in your alarm clock were actually eating some of the innerds? if so I'm a bit concerned about my laptop. i swear i'm going to punch each and every one of them in the face.
hey drew did you say that the ants in your alarm clock were actually eating some of the innerds? if so I'm a bit concerned about my laptop. i swear i'm going to punch each and every one of them in the face.
Drew
Total posts: 5115
11/4/2005 2:28 AM
I don't think they were actually eating the insides of the alarm clock. They just wanted to be inside. Retarded. I don't think there are any more ants coming in now but we're still going to have to kill off the ones that are already inside.
rachew
Total posts: 897
12/8/2005 6:45 AM
So apprarently y'all killed all of the dumb ones because here's what happened this morning. The entire colony of ants which apparently has been living in the walls between our apartments decided to move to my potted plant that I brought inside when it started freezing during the night. Now I had no idea what a colony of ants looked like on the move but I will go take a picture and let y'all know. Also the entire colony includes the queen ant how scary is that? Now our downstairs bathroom looks like a war zone filled with dead ant carcasses. I still blame you guys for not cleaning your kitchen.
mwinter
Total posts: 4327
12/8/2005 7:15 AM
teh queen you say? that's good news.. dust her ass and it'll all be done with.
SmoovB
Total posts: 1097
12/8/2005 7:26 AM
rachew
Total posts: 897
12/8/2005 7:29 AM
I was disappointed when I saw the queen she's only like twice as big as the other ones I was expecting some mutant looking thing. Oh well...and she has been dusted or windexed rather.
DrJustin
Total posts: 200
12/8/2005 7:39 AM
Maybe I'm just dumb but how do you know it was the queen?
mwinter
Total posts: 4327
12/8/2005 7:45 AM
it might not have been the queen; there's these workers that come out whenever there's a lot of activity. but anyway yeah.
SmoovB
Total posts: 1097
12/8/2005 7:52 AM
Depending on the particular brand of ants you have the colony could have more than one queen: the gravid egg-laying queen and a few juveniles.
Regardless you should eat her to consume her life force. Remember Rachel in the end
Regardless you should eat her to consume her life force. Remember Rachel in the end
rachew
Total posts: 897
12/8/2005 8:56 AM
I am repeating everything the bug guy said. He said there's the queen. You've got a real problem...and Bill you made me laugh harder than I have in a long time with the picture. Kudos.