Club409
The best damn waste of time!
be my valentine
uknowme
Total posts: 208
2/13/2008 1:21 PM
I am valentineless and tomorrow is valentines day...anyone interested in being my valentine?
theDaHaMeR
Total posts: 53
2/13/2008 1:47 PM
shotty anus.
sophieD
Total posts: 36
2/13/2008 3:04 PM
I'm also valentineless but I don't think Valentines are supposed to be thousands of miles away from each other and have never met face to face. Normally my valentines are of the opposite sex also but if you are willing to ignore these three factors I will be your valentine and I promise not to try and butt rape you.
Drew
Total posts: 5115
2/13/2008 3:59 PM
jill i'll be your valentine except for the aforementioned orifice because well he did call it
sophie i would be your valentine but without an explicit guarantee of buttrape i'm not sure i can make the commitment try again next year
sophie i would be your valentine but without an explicit guarantee of buttrape i'm not sure i can make the commitment try again next year
acelxix
Total posts: 2398
2/13/2008 4:10 PM
blitz! (I'm going to assume that the blitz rule is applicable to the anus)
I'll be your valentine jill and if you're not familiar with the blitz rule if I beat theDahaMeR to it shotty is mine! :D At least I'm going to assume that's how the rule works.
Sophie I have no such butt rape stipulations so how about you join Jill and me and let theDaHaMeR ride shotty on Drew.
I'll be your valentine jill and if you're not familiar with the blitz rule if I beat theDahaMeR to it shotty is mine! :D At least I'm going to assume that's how the rule works.
Sophie I have no such butt rape stipulations so how about you join Jill and me and let theDaHaMeR ride shotty on Drew.
Drew
Total posts: 5115
2/13/2008 4:13 PM
just so we're clear i was stipulating for a guarantee that there would be an attempt at butt rape
either way we'll just see where it takes us
either way we'll just see where it takes us
uknowme
Total posts: 208
2/13/2008 9:40 PM
so who am i to send my chocolates and red roses to? and who do i serenade with romantic love songs?
mwinter
Total posts: 4327
2/14/2008 12:20 AM
I don't have a valentine either but I'm willing to pick up the pieces of whatever's left whenever you guys are done.
Nothing says romance like "You'll do"
Nothing says romance like "You'll do"
uknowme
Total posts: 208
2/14/2008 1:01 AM
i mean im definitely open to having 5 valentines all to myself even if some of you just want the anus.
theDaHaMeR
Total posts: 53
2/14/2008 1:38 AM
well acelxix. i did not mention no blitz there fore if you get there first tis yours for the taking. but just a warning when an anus is in the deal im usualy on top of my game.