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uknowme
Total posts: 208
Apparently they will send you some miracle manna bread(ezekiel 4:9) and MIRACLES WILL HAPPEN!!!! you will receive lots of money and if you have cancer it will be cured. If you've been trying to lose weight YOU WILL I know that you feel that you are being besieged...I can feel it. YOU NEED MIRACLE MANNA. This is divine prophetic leading. Oh and if this certain guy talks to you you will be struck with the holy ghost! From the top of your head to the bottom of your feet! The battle you are fighting is not yours! It is God's battle. EAT MIRACLE MANNA!

I think I need some of that.

(this was a rando infomercial that I have stumbled upon at 2am. I looked for a website to link to but couldn't find it)
mike
Total posts: 2298
ITT as in life jill needs a </b>
:-D love you jill!
mwinter
Total posts: 4327
it was a </big> that she needed.. the tag was there but not the "/" :)
McDazzlepants
Total posts: 102
HAHA! Amazing. You can watch the whole thing on the homepage of his site (video to the upper right of the screen). AND....you can even sign up for the FREE podcast!

I'm excited....
McDazzlepants
Total posts: 102
Haha...That whole post is a link to his site btw. I MAY be slightly not good at posting links. Whoops
mwinter
Total posts: 4327
fix't

Perhaps I should make it easier to post links.. but then I'd miss out on the opportunity to educate the masses.

<a href='http://www.SomeWebSite.com'>Your link text </a>
McDazzlepants
Total posts: 102
Awwww Pointy. You're such a doll.
torzan
Total posts: 310
if you can't insert html tags into your post yourself learn. poser.
uknowme
Total posts: 208
hey now...i had to learn html recently so that i could post links too. Apparently i still need a little edumacation since i left out some stuff above.
Drew
Total posts: 5115
I ordered some blessed holy water from somebody once. I was going to use it to consecrate my processor's water cooling unit. I think if I had used it I would've gotten all the frames per second. It never arrived though. And that's why I don't go to church.