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Superhero Name

SmoovB
Total posts: 1097
I don't see any rainbows
mwinter
Total posts: 4328
I think we need to explore the entire space of the following pattern:

[Noun_1] [Verbphrase] [Noun_2]

such that:
  • Noun_1 != Noun_2
  • Noun_n ∈ {Matt Conrad Jill Rainbow Conrad's Rainbow}
  • Verbphrase ∈ {rides wetly dreams of}
uknowme
Total posts: 208
nice job there are quite a few interesting combinations
McDazzlepants
Total posts: 102
Touche
acelxix
Total posts: 2398
jer you should find out your superhero name!
rachew
Total posts: 897
So I saw this on the ultimate forum for Chattanooga:

Go to google.com and type in "your name" likes to in quotes and then write down the first ten.

Results for "Rachel likes to"

1. Rachel likes to keep her two lines of work separate.
2. Rachel likes to "boo" the "bad rhinos"!
3. Rachel likes to just try underwear on in the middle of the store.
4. Rachel likes to play around with her look.
5. Rachel likes to ramble.
6. Rachel likes to sing and make up funny songs using the tunes of old familiar songs.
7. Rachel likes to say "a mother was born today too."
8. Rachel likes to ride her bike play tennis and play with her puppy Brewster.
9. Rachel likes to write about silly things that she has no idea if people will read or not.
10. Rachel likes to keep her private life private but she was starting to let her guard down with Deputy Head Eddie Lawson.

number 1 and 10..how did they know i'm a stripper? WTF 2 and 7? 3 and 5...they got me. and number 9...so appropriate.
ezmac102
Total posts: 1049
1. What might be some reasons that Veronica likes to drink?
2. Veronica likes to oil up her boobs.
3. Veronica likes to grow plants that reflect the colors of the season.
4. Veronica likes to add humor to her work when it is appropriate.
5. Veronica likes to cover up her feelings with quick quips and smart remarks.
6. Veronica likes to play tennis go on hikes with family and friends and watch old movies.
7. Veronica likes to go to the mall with her friends.
8. Veronica likes to party.
9. Veronica likes to go to local and regional festivals cook travel and explore New Orleans.
10. Veronica likes to take a bath.

I also like to add humor to my work when it is inappropriate. Usually by oiling up my boobs.

ps-number 2 was the only good one. i guess all the other veronicas out there are pretty boring. although i did find these further down the list: Veronica likes to visit and they have sex in the adult section of the store Randal often joins in on the fun when he's not busy. And: Tremendous game Veronica likes to play and it involves some terrifically stinky wet farts.
That one is from this site: http://vidown.com/cgi/store2.pl?site=TheFartGirls.com&keyword=tfg055.
mwinter
Total posts: 4328
Matt likes to wrestle with dogs
Matt likes to rant when he is drunk
Lord Matt likes to tell it like it is and is often seen as opinionated
Matt Likes To Rip Out My Heart
matt likes to bend fiona over and bhukaki her
Dave likes to kiss babes but Matt likes to kick ass!
My Friend Matt Likes To Party All The Time

sounds about right

edit: i guess i'll round out my list with 3 more entries from page 2 of the google results:

I hear Matt likes to lick little boys buttholes
Matt likes to pound down south
Matt Likes to Throw His Money Around

as if you didnt know
Drew
Total posts: 5115
1. pound men
2. pound men
3. scale tall buildings
4. take pictures
5. go fast
6. dance
7. drink
8. party
9. drink beer
10. play with his children read by the pool play the piano and sing opera (he's a baritone and he trained ...

ITT I reveal a secret life to all of you
mike
Total posts: 2298
Michael likes to get up in Heidi's face and touch her nose or put his palm on her head.
Michael likes to be needed as well as to cherish and protect his loved ones of whom he is somewhat possessive. (eerie . . .)
MiCHAEL likes to DANCE
Michael likes to get high
Michael likes to sleep in a high-security environment.
Michael likes to sing play the drums and write his own songs.
Michael likes to be "on the go."
Michael likes to read a lot.

I guess all us michael's are just the same.
in an even more tightly-turning circle of self-reference several of the next results are about people playing this google game using "michael likes to" . . .

also a short story:
Michael likes to explore the dark side
Michael likes to call what he's doing "edutainment"
So what if Michael likes to sleep with kids.
Michael likes to "ride them fix them sell them and build 'em"
Michael likes to play from behind.
Michael likes to bring him in bed with us...the three of us just lie cuddling and staring at each other for ages.
Michael likes to refer to himself in the third person