ChaCha - it's like Google except there's actually people getting paid to do all interwebbing for you.
Not me:
Status: Connected to guide: Vickis
Vickis: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi
Vickis: I am your guide Vicki How are you? I am doing fine.
You: I'm good.
You: I have a question.
You: I heard the internet is not a big truck.... but then what is it?
Vickis: #2
You: Oh. Thank you.
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2. Series of tubes - Wikipedia the free encyclopedia
Series of tubes - Wikipedia the free encyclopedia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Series_of_tubes
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Hi5 Vickis. Hi5.
I'll see what I can come up with later. I might even try to join up.