So last night I decided to get on
chatroulette.com. I managed to chat briefly with an old man from red stick who I think wanted me to show him my penis. Also chatted to a girl in California. From what I could tell about 97% of the people were young guys looking for breasts and about 5 percent of those guys are showing you their junk. The reason I know they were looking for breasts is that after about 20 minutes that is what I started doing. In a stroke of brilliance I decided to break out my David Copperfield 8x10 and position it in front of my webcam. I got some great reactions from people like 'Whoa fuck it's David Copperfield show me a magic trick'. Anyways it is definitely an interesting waste of time which we at 409 are all about it.