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Chuck norris jokes

jaywatkins8
Total posts: 164
4/2/2006 5:39 PM
Not sure if any of you know but 105.3 the Buzz is airing Chuck Norris jokes during music breaks. they are quite hilarious but i have one that some of you may have already heard but im going to tell it anyways ok so. Arnarld Sharzehekanrkfhrdger Hulk Hogan and Chuck Norris are in Heaven and God is asking each of them why He has the right to sit at the right hand of HIM. Arnarld says "Because of my amazing strength and ability to say Girlie Man and make people laugh" (i added the last part) Hulk says "because of my amazing strength to rip open shirts" (also added the last part) Then Chuck Norris says "I think your sitting in my seat"
Drew
Total posts: 5115
4/2/2006 7:40 PM
A+++ Would read from again
SmoovB
Total posts: 1097
4/2/2006 7:45 PM
In the perfect world there would be no Chuck Norris jokes. There would only be Chuck Norris for he is the Eternal punchline.

P.S. Walker told me I had AIDS.
jaywatkins8
Total posts: 164
4/3/2006 4:48 AM
When God said "Let their be light" Chick Norris said "Say please"
scott
Total posts: 1076
4/3/2006 7:05 AM
The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type “Chuck Norris” into Google and hit “I’m Feeling Lucky!”.
cooties
Total posts: 26
4/4/2006 5:29 PM
Chuck Norris once delivered a pair of conjoined siamese twins. He then swiftly severed the two's conjoinment using a vicious roundhouse kick. He then immediately reconjoined them via another roundhouse kick because as we all know
The Good Chuck Norris Giveth and the Good Chuck Norris Taketh Away.
-Walker 3:98
scott
Total posts: 1076
12/6/2007 4:40 PM
If a tree falls in the forest does anybody hear? Yes. Chuck Norris hears it. Chuck Norris can hear everything. Chuck Norris can hear the shrieking terror in your soul.
SmoovB
Total posts: 1097
12/9/2007 6:30 PM
Shhh... his muscular ears will hear your typing.