Club409
The best damn waste of time!
"Worst freakin' invention ever"
cooties
Total posts: 26
3/14/2006 2:41 AM
The other day I saw a device that gently pours warm salty water in one nostril and out the other clearing your sinuses I.E. it was a freakin' nose douche! What the fudge is that about? Somebody please find an invention more stupid than that. As perilous as the task may be it must be done.
For Randolph...
RAAAANDOOOOLPH SCOOOOOOOTTTTT! (Naming this reference earns you twenty-five extra bonus points. Be specific.)
For Randolph...
RAAAANDOOOOLPH SCOOOOOOOTTTTT! (Naming this reference earns you twenty-five extra bonus points. Be specific.)
Oscar
Total posts: 1323
3/14/2006 3:05 AM
i'm sure there will be much worse on that american idol spinoff american inventor
Drew
Total posts: 5123
3/14/2006 3:38 AM
I'm totally watching that. Maybe I'll do the whole live 409 updating thing again. Stay tuned
SmoovB
Total posts: 1097
3/14/2006 9:19 AM
Warm salty... water?
mike
Total posts: 2298
3/14/2006 9:54 AM
Yeah I think Marquis de Sade was the original inventor of the warm salty nose douche . . .
I saw a patent for tiny basketball hoop on the back of a basketball shoe complete with a tiny basketball presumably so you could shoot tiny hoops in class while chasing women away with your nasty foot smell.
I saw a patent for tiny basketball hoop on the back of a basketball shoe complete with a tiny basketball presumably so you could shoot tiny hoops in class while chasing women away with your nasty foot smell.
Drew
Total posts: 5123
3/16/2006 12:01 PM
I'm waching the invention show. I thought I'd start with a Bible verse:
What has been will be again
what has been done will be done again;
there is nothing new under the sun.
Ecclesiastes 1:9
Prepare yourselves
First I need dinner.
What has been will be again
what has been done will be done again;
there is nothing new under the sun.
Ecclesiastes 1:9
Prepare yourselves
First I need dinner.
Drew
Total posts: 5123
3/16/2006 12:12 PM
Ok so I think the appeal of this show to me is that is about ideas. Not talent or marketability like American Idol. But then the judges at American Idol are like 'you can't sing your voice sucks'. This show it's going to be 'you can't invent your brain sucks'. Ownage.
Oscar
Total posts: 1323
3/16/2006 2:08 PM
i think you're wrong... this is just as much about marketability. i mean for real edible "snowglobes"? they were freaking gingerbread houses with a freaking clear plastic bowl on top
Drew
Total posts: 5123
3/16/2006 2:12 PM
Yah I retract the marketability comment. At least they made the last kid cry. That's television.
Oscar
Total posts: 1323
3/16/2006 2:31 PM
haha... that kid's invention was far better than 90% of the others including some that made it (specifically the stupid snowglobes)