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mwinter
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1/17/2006 2:09 PM
Drew
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1/17/2006 3:02 PM
Spain's election did get affected a few years ago when they were attacked by terrorists. Might should keep this operational just in case.
SmoovB
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1/17/2006 4:39 PM
Better terrorists than zombies.
acelxix
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1/17/2006 4:57 PM
I concur. Spaniards are clearly more adept at terrorizing than being the living dead (and I must say they're pretty awful at the former). I don't think there has ever been a brown zombie. WTF mate? Man brown terrorist-zombies with killer BO...we'd be unstoppable! Maybe i'll work on getting some for The Project.
SmoovB
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1/17/2006 5:22 PM
Think about what you're saying... what would the zombies' agenda be?
"We demand... BRAINS!!!!"
Plus you're probably not going to be finding any extremists voluntarily becoming suicide-zombies. Who's going to believe they're going to paradise for zombifying when everyone knows that the soul of the zombie exists in the eternal damnation of living death.
The only zombie terrorists I'd expect to find would be nihilists. Or maybe emos.
"We demand... BRAINS!!!!"
Plus you're probably not going to be finding any extremists voluntarily becoming suicide-zombies. Who's going to believe they're going to paradise for zombifying when everyone knows that the soul of the zombie exists in the eternal damnation of living death.
The only zombie terrorists I'd expect to find would be nihilists. Or maybe emos.
acelxix
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1/17/2006 5:46 PM
Perhaps these are terrorists who have already died for their cause but due to something in their diet (provided by a clever chicken connoisseur) they come back to life. So while their soul ascends to the highest heaven--where they receive their 40 virginians--their body continues their attack.
SmoovB
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1/17/2006 5:50 PM
... An interesting point you have there...
They're already recruiting people with AIDS and hepatitis... why not infect them with zombie juice?
They're already recruiting people with AIDS and hepatitis... why not infect them with zombie juice?
acelxix
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1/17/2006 5:52 PM
That's just cruel.
SmoovB
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1/17/2006 5:56 PM
I read it in a news article but when I went just now to look for a source I couldn't find anyone reputable. Might just be the war hawks demonizing the terrorists might be a legitimate claim that hasn't been widely broadcasted in the mainstream. I don't know.
SmoovB
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1/17/2006 6:11 PM
Best I can do is a powerpoint from the CDC that lists hepatitis tetanus and HIV as potential risks in suicide bombing victims. I can see how less reputable source might inflate this (coming from an official source) into a stronger claim.
Good news is the heat of the blast will most likely render any microbes harmless. However Zombie Juice is forever.
Good news is the heat of the blast will most likely render any microbes harmless. However Zombie Juice is forever.