Club409

Canada is forcing me inch by inch to hate them less and less. Damn you Canada for quenching my rage! What ought to be an undying inferno of spite is being diminished by your liberal policies and proper use of the English language!

If they keep this up I'm moving to Vancouver to become a movie star. Worst comes to worst I can get free booze at the homeless shelter if I don't make it. Who's with me?

When I was little I used to live across the street from some Canadians. My parents called them The Canooks. One day I went over to see if their son could come out and play. When the dad answered the door I said "Mr. Canook can Jeff come out to play?" As it turns out Canook was not their last name and is actually a derogatory name for someone from Canada. Jeff wasn't allowed to play with me anymore. Where was urban dictionary when I was six?

I was looking for another reason to hate Canada and renew my love for anything not Canadian when I found that Corey Hart was Canadian. I find it difficult to disparage Canada since it gave us one of the greatest songs ever..."I wear my sunglasses at night...."

Dammit