acelxix
Total posts: 2398
7/7/2009 9:07 AM
(after discovering that the girl you're talking to is repulsive not only to the eyes but to the mind as well)
you: What's your social security number?
girl: you mean phone number?
you: no. *serious face*
Haha i'm not sure why we haven't added this to the list.
mwinter
Total posts: 4328
7/7/2009 9:53 AM
it's like a phone number except i can find you for the rest of your life
SmoovB
Total posts: 1097
7/8/2009 3:44 AM
"You know if you were to mysteriously disappear and someone wanted to commit fraud..."
ezmac102
Total posts: 1049
7/22/2009 4:09 AM
Thought some of you guys might find
this site helpful/informative/entertaining/whatever.
It'll help you avoid having to post on this thread....
ezmac102
Total posts: 1049
2/9/2010 8:19 AM
here's one you guys have probably heard before:why do women have such small feet?so they can stand closer to the sink.
torzan
Total posts: 310
2/10/2010 1:48 AM
my 18 year old brother (soon to be father) had this as his facebook status.How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts with "A man once told me..."his future baby mama was not impressed but is still speaking to him. and one of his very respectable and admirable chums responded with...why cant helen keller drive not because she is deaf and blind its cuz she a womani can't reach him from here but the next time i see him he's getting a back of the head wallop.
Steven
Total posts: 751
2/15/2010 2:03 AM
roles should be reversed here