Review excerpts:
"Is it weird that my beard grew in in less than ten seconds once I put this shirt on?"
"The second that these 3 Wolves touched my chest I benchpressed 5 meth labs and wrote an essay about moonlight. When I wear this shirt as pants I can run to Canada in only 42 days. "
"I would be very careful though. I live in the Florida panhandle and I bought one of these shirts for my 13 year-old son. Now he's having sex with his math teacher. I hope it's a woman."
"
three
wolves
ever
howling
moon
above
mocks
me?
bird
in the
distance
greets
the
cruel
morning
lupus
consumes
my
fevered
brain
i
wear
an
extra
large
"