these rules just give you the incentive to improve your computer skills! you already post embedded pictures and movies (even though that's probably just a copy paste situation).
learning to create a link takes very little effort. Just read up to and including "The Href attribute" section and that's all you need to know! (your next post better include a link!)
i knew someone would whine about the rules. I should've guessed that it'd be a little girl! ;) there are ways around
not being a guy but your identity crisis has nothing to do with these rules!
those were just a sample of the number of different ways we can exploit people. suggest better ideas for rules if you don't like mine! also assuming this idea comes to fruition you'll have the ability to choose the rules that apply to you! :P