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The best damn waste of time!

Serious thread for serious business

Drew
Total posts: 5106
A man goes to the doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor says 'I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating.' The man says why? The doctor says 'Well I'm trying to examine you'.I had dinner with a pal and his girlfriend the other day and it was a complete disaster. His girlfriend asked me "How many potatoes would you like?" and I replied "I'll just have one please". She said "Come on you don't have to be polite" so I said "Alright then I'll just have one you stupid cow."
acelxix
Total posts: 2393

A penguin was driving down the highway when his car broke down.  He called a mechanic and while his car was being repaired the penguin went to get some ice cream--he is a penguin after all.  He ordered a bowl of vanilla ice cream but because of his lack of thumbs he had to use his flippers and the ice cream got everywhere.  He returned to his car and asked the mechanic if he figured out the problem to which the mechanic replied "It looks like you blew a seal."

scott
Total posts: 1076