Club409
Life Hax
i picked 7. i was gonna say tomato but remembered it's a fruit so i went with carrot. i felt mind raped
i picked a pepper. and realized too late that peppers are a fruit. and i actually didn't pick a number. all i could think was "between 12 and 5? is this a trick? don't they mean between 5 and 12? why would they go in backwards order?" and i scrolled down before i could think of a number. we are oddly representative of that 2%.
we definitely are an odd bunch. i also find it funny that i'm an outsider because i'm normal (or average at least). but then again 73% of statistics are made up on the spot.
59% of all made up statistics are accurate 27% of the time.
Also fill in the blank:
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butt ______
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If you said plug you're a normal 409er but an abnormal person. (Highlight the answer if you can't see it.)
If you didn't say the above word and you're a georgia tech fan you need to ___ ___ ____ ___!
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If you said get the fuck out you're a normal 409er but an abnormal person.
If you didn't get the answer right but you're not a georgia tech fan then heed the advice anyways! :D If you choose to stay we'll have to unleash Project E________ M_____ C___ F_____ on yo ass!! :)
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i think you did that just to piss me off. is that really what EMCF stands for? cuz i was once told the M was for monkey. i haven't been told anything else.
huh? I wrote that post to celebrate the awesomeness of 409 and to demonstrate that the concept of normalcy is extremely relative.
also I wanted to exacerbate miniscule crouch flames enhance monkey cake farts and entice mammory cramp festivals. encouraging minutely catastrophic flatulence while expectorating metallic chrome fillings were also among the activities I was trying to inspire. if you feel so inclined by all means exact monetary consignment from me but don't expect my cooperation forthwith.
p.s. - easy mac consumption forever!
expect my cock forthcoming!
extreme make-over: country folk edition
experimental military contraption failure
p.s.2 - Yes that's what it really stands for. Matt had to remind me about 3 years ago because I couldn't remember although my first post on The Project page seems to corroborate the F.
p.s.3 - You're a brave soul if you actually clicked the above link but luckily it's legit. :)
i've asked michael a million times to tell me what EMCF stands for but he always refuses. says he'd have to kill me. only told me that m was for monkey. i assumed that it was some big secret and that you made that post just to be titillating. michael's such a punk.
btw michael is now obligated to kill you. shucks almost made it.
By far the best alternative interpretation of EMCF to date: "Expect my cock forthcoming!"
I debated putting this under the "not writing a paper" thread
http://www.buzzfeed.com/koolnewsblog/dumb-student-late-assignment-1dgl