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acelxix
Total posts: 2394
Great gatsby is just another example of how women are the cause of all lifes problems and how they leave you shot in the gut face down (or up i don't remember) in your pool. A pool you spent your whole life getting just for her. Just for her! Not to mention the sweet house awesome car and kick ass parties. Psst. Women. Can't live without 'em get shot if you try to live with 'em.

Moral of the story: Be the butler.
jaywatkins8
Total posts: 164
I'll see what i can do with that guys. thanks. and drew trying to score a high school student...... ;-)


edit: but actually i just need an outline with enough info to write the paper. see i just have to make an outline and have 5 sources. No websites but can use anything else. and can be 5 of anything. so if anyone could "get" an outline that big with enough sources.... and ya know all that stuff. ill make sure your cars are running for ever... oh and uhh. I do work at a auto parts store so uhh.. "hook up" any one?
mike
Total posts: 2298
gatsby --> women = poo

Just to sort of sum it up more.

And yeah grab me a Mumu. or is it a Momo?
rachew
Total posts: 897
Momo even I know that...
Shawn
Total posts: 1366
What is a momo?

In response to Matt's earlier post about internet surveillance at colleges. I am glad that we moved off campus. I didn't want to get hit with a third warning.

Nice list matt
rachew
Total posts: 897
Momo is a steering wheel brand. Really really nice steering wheels.
SmoovB
Total posts: 1097
Jacob: I wrote a term paper on the Great Gatsby once. Unfortunately I forgot it. There was some particular quirky thing that Fitzgerald did with imagery but I can't remember it. The connection of something (stupidly M. Night Shyamalan-esque like color) with the theme was fairly strong throughout the story.

P.S. the boob ripping was not as prominent as you might think reading this forum
P.P.S. good luck scoring with that highschooler
SmoovB
Total posts: 1097
From rottentomatoes.com:
"The predictably heavy metal-scored film's primary directive is to recreate the mindless mayhem of its joystick-controlled roots."
-- Nicholas Schager SLANT MAGAZINE

Joysticks... pshhhhh... noob.
jaywatkins8
Total posts: 164
I think ive found the remedy for the paper. Momo is a really nice steering wheel company but they also make other really nice things. I WILL score with that highschooler and i just counted more money than i'll ever see in my hand ever again.....

and i need enough information to make on outline big enough to make 6 pages out of and the info has to be as it to relates to the great gatsby represents the american dream....


Did i mention that any body that helps me will get "rewarded" and im serious. For example. I could buy one from this website for $60. and if someone gave me an acceptable outline i could pay them $40.....
hell write me a 6 page paper and ill pay up to $55. 5 sources included...
mike
Total posts: 2298
Steering wheel? - I was more looking for one of these.