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Misheard Lyrics
acelxix
Total posts: 2394
12/17/2008 7:28 AM
Nirvana - Heart Shaped Box
Until today I the words were:
"Throw down you VELCRO noose so I can climb right back"
Actual lyrics:
"Throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back"
Now when I listen to it I have no idea where I got velcro...I think my mind might be broken.
Until today I the words were:
"Throw down you VELCRO noose so I can climb right back"
Actual lyrics:
"Throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back"
Now when I listen to it I have no idea where I got velcro...I think my mind might be broken.
SAC
Total posts: 69
12/17/2008 9:12 AM
haha nice job Arif. I've got a lot of good examples of those.
Like my sister thought "She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly" by Ben Folds was "She's so frickin' hot I'm drowning slowly"
And a friend thought the Jesse McCartney Song was "I don't want your silly wand to hold" instead of "I don't want just anyone to hold"
Like my sister thought "She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly" by Ben Folds was "She's so frickin' hot I'm drowning slowly"
And a friend thought the Jesse McCartney Song was "I don't want your silly wand to hold" instead of "I don't want just anyone to hold"
scott
Total posts: 1076
12/17/2008 2:51 PM
when i was a little kid i thought the kd lang song said "constant gravy"
mike
Total posts: 2298
12/17/2008 10:42 PM
constant gravy is actually a serious medical condition
. . . of my penis
. . . heyoo
. . . of my penis
. . . heyoo
acelxix
Total posts: 2394
4/27/2010 8:43 AM
Back in the day I also thought wicked games was just a sappy love song so I thought the line was "Oh I want to fall in love" instead of "No I don't want to fall in love" haha so naive. :)
acelxix
Total posts: 2394
4/29/2010 7:16 AM
Stabbing westward - Shame:I thought the chorus said "How can I have sex without you" instead of "How can I exist without you." I like my version better haha.
scott
Total posts: 1076
5/1/2010 4:23 AM
i'm trying to find a song and i swore the guy kept saying "maggie maggie blue" over and over but now i can't find it by google search so i've clearly misheard the lyrics. anyone know the song?
scott
Total posts: 1076
6/3/2010 6:55 PM
finally! it was "beggin' beggin' you" by a group called Madcon
acelxix
Total posts: 2394
2/15/2012 9:13 AM
(Updated 2/15/2012 9:19 AM)
I'm learning to play "No Woman No Cry" so I looked up the lyrics. I always thought the line was "then we would cook a meal for it of which i'll share with you." It's actually "then we would cook corn meal porridge of which i'll share with you." Haha the real version sounds made up. :)