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A Christmas Miracle

Drew
Total posts: 5110
I say
mwinter
Total posts: 4317
there ain't no way you cats are crazy enough to have TWO parties.

By the way I may or may not be growing the sketchiest Christmas mustache ever. I haven't decided if it's going to last after this weekend but if it does it very well may last through January.
acelxix
Total posts: 2394
I'll be in atl Jan 1st-6th w00t! I'll have to work wednesday-friday but I might be able to work something out. :D

I'd do her TWO times!
kristine
Total posts: 9
yeay! a party in january... that's fantastic. i don't party much nowadays but when i party i party hard. well at least I'll try.
mwinter
Total posts: 4317
yaaaaay
mike
Total posts: 2298
well jingle my bells it's a christmas miracle (i've been saving that one)

Matt I'd definately join you in the christmas moustache but we have our first breast exam coming up and I think i probably shouldn't look like a molester.

oh btw here's me on the chest (lung) exam last week
Me: mmhmm mhmm good
Standardized Patient Lady: its a good idea to get 'good' out of your vocabulary for these exams especially when you're inspecting a woman's bear chest
Me: ohh! sorry! . . . . (back to listening w/stethoscope) mmhmm excellent
SP: ok really you should try to control that
Me: but it's so hard . . . *begins to tear from repressed giggling*

luckily no one else was immature enough to recognize the humor there. but i'm sure you guys would understand my situation ;-)
Drew
Total posts: 5110
here's a prescription for my penis to be applied topically/orally/vaginaly/anally/nasally thrice daily or as needed
mike
Total posts: 2298
gahh i know that's going to come out when I try to say "nope no lumps"
mwinter
Total posts: 4317
hahaha

A woman once went to a witch doctor because she couldn't afford breast implants. He told her to go home and rub toilet paper between her breasts every day. After a week she came back and demanded her money back. The witch doctor replied "I don't understand. It worked great for your ass."
acelxix
Total posts: 2394