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NCAA Football

Oscar
Total posts: 1323
well make that 6-0
acelxix
Total posts: 2398
/_ _\ SWEDISH BALLS MOTHA FUCKAS!!! /_ _\

details to come gotta pee...

acelxix
Total posts: 2398
edit: Ok so here's the back story for swedish balls: Steve and I were at the Clemson game and there was an ex-Clemson cheerleader standing next to us in the stands. She noticed the GT cheerleaders doing a pyramid and explained to her friend that it was called "Swedish [B]alls". Or so I heard so i busted out laughing inquiring "Who names these things?" Anyways later on she pointed out the "Flat Back" and the "1-1-2". I'm like "Is that the Swedish Balls?" She says "No it's different" and proceeded to explain the difference. She's like "In the Swedish Falls you have two girls on top with their legs like this" /_ _\ (That's the legs of two girls one leg in the air one leg straight and a guy underneath each girl). So i'm like "You mean Swedish Balls?" And she's like "No Swedish Falls so that's why you guys were laughing so hard."

lol so anyways our new gangsta sign is the "Swedish Balls" /_ _\ (fingers from left to right: left pointer left bird right bird right pointer). Here's a demo of one swedish ball and here's the full monty. I contemplated linking to some lewd picture of matt's nasty satchel but I decided that would just be juvenile and predictive.
acelxix
Total posts: 2398
BTW you need facebook access to view the two swedish balls pics. Here's a link for posterity:

p.s. - I decided to be lazy so maybe someone can go back and actually copy the files for public viewing through 409.

p.s.2 - Swedish balls can be used to describe the extreme euphoria achieved through watching GT grow testicles and LSU lick salty urethras all in one Saturday! Ok so maybe a 3-point victory over UM isn't the equivalent of growing a pair but losing to UK in the 3rd overtime... :D

p.s.3 - I had to leave just before LSU's final posession for an Eid dinner party so how did they botch it up at the end?
rachew
Total posts: 897
UK scored a TD first in the 3rd OT and then when LSU had the ball they obviously had to go for it and UK held them on 4th and 2 to win the game!
Oscar
Total posts: 1323
cause hester got hurt :(
acelxix
Total posts: 2398
GO BULLS! With impressive wins against powerhouses such as Elon Phoenix FAU and UCF USF is in my sound mind the outright number 1 team in the NCAA. Mostly because OSU can go to hell and LSU decided it wasn't a good time to be on top. lol what has the football world come too. : }
mike
Total posts: 2298
hehehe hester was hurt. i knew you would have an excuse ;-).
On the other hand only LSU could lose to a team share their W/L record and still outrank them ;-)
Oscar
Total posts: 1323
actually the reason we lost is tyson jackson decided to be an idiot and punch the qb after he threw the ball away on 3rd down giving them a fresh set of downs in the first OT. if he didnt do that they would've settled for a FG then we would've gotten a TD with ease
acelxix
Total posts: 2398
Just like they got a TD with ease in 3rd overtime after UK right? Oh wait...UK was puttin the hurt on! A bunch of players had to leave the field like #16 who got lifted up about a foot in the air on a block. The bottom line is the offense fell apart in the fourth quarter. Flynn was playing terrible throwing balls low and high not to mention the INT in the 4th quarter. I still think LSU is the best team in the league I justed hated them because they always seemed invincible. We saw the human side of a lot of the players last week and that made me happy. :D Props to UK for matching the tigers stride for stride.