Club409
The best damn waste of time!
A story by your Uncle Grandpa
SmoovB
Total posts: 1097
1/2/2006 9:04 AM
YourUncleGrandpa: back in my day we didn't have a snow patrol
Mdw0519: lolercakes
YourUncleGrandpa: we had ravenous wolves that would dig you out of the snow
YourUncleGrandpa: to try an' eat you
Mdw0519: so what'd you do
YourUncleGrandpa: if they got to you early enough and you strength of character was great enough
YourUncleGrandpa: you could kill them with your bare hands
Mdw0519: wait til they were almost upon you
YourUncleGrandpa: broken limbs and all
Mdw0519: keekles
YourUncleGrandpa: fashion a sled out of their bones and feces
YourUncleGrandpa: much as the Great Ape did for so many Christmasses
YourUncleGrandpa: and drag your way back to civilization
YourUncleGrandpa: if you were lucky your brother hadn't stolen your sister as his wife by the time you got back
YourUncleGrandpa: and that's how I met your grandmother
Mdw0519: \\somnus\final straw
Mdw0519: for to snatch the whole album
YourUncleGrandpa: k
YourUncleGrandpa: I'm posting this to 409
Mdw0519: righto
YourUncleGrandpa: so don't say anything embarassing
Mdw0519: lord knows we need the traffix
Mdw0519: dont post that part lest our enemies learn that our weakness lies in extended school holidays
Mdw0519: lolercakes
YourUncleGrandpa: we had ravenous wolves that would dig you out of the snow
YourUncleGrandpa: to try an' eat you
Mdw0519: so what'd you do
YourUncleGrandpa: if they got to you early enough and you strength of character was great enough
YourUncleGrandpa: you could kill them with your bare hands
Mdw0519: wait til they were almost upon you
YourUncleGrandpa: broken limbs and all
Mdw0519: keekles
YourUncleGrandpa: fashion a sled out of their bones and feces
YourUncleGrandpa: much as the Great Ape did for so many Christmasses
YourUncleGrandpa: and drag your way back to civilization
YourUncleGrandpa: if you were lucky your brother hadn't stolen your sister as his wife by the time you got back
YourUncleGrandpa: and that's how I met your grandmother
Mdw0519: \\somnus\final straw
Mdw0519: for to snatch the whole album
YourUncleGrandpa: k
YourUncleGrandpa: I'm posting this to 409
Mdw0519: righto
YourUncleGrandpa: so don't say anything embarassing
Mdw0519: lord knows we need the traffix
Mdw0519: dont post that part lest our enemies learn that our weakness lies in extended school holidays
SmoovB
Total posts: 1097
1/2/2006 9:09 AM
Mdw0519: the forces opposing 409 are many and crafty
YourUncleGrandpa: back in my day we had all kinds of opposing forces
YourUncleGrandpa: nazis
YourUncleGrandpa: sodomites
YourUncleGrandpa: nazi sodomites
Mdw0519: gomorites
YourUncleGrandpa: no they were secretly our allies
YourUncleGrandpa: unfortunately they got wiped out along with their pillow biting neighbors
Mdw0519: they were pretty pissed about not having a mainstream sexual act named after them
YourUncleGrandpa: well actually speaking of piss
YourUncleGrandpa: they did have a sexual act named after them
YourUncleGrandpa: used to cost 4 bits
Mdw0519: BYOP?
YourUncleGrandpa: well otherwise they'd charge extree
Mdw0519: 6 bits no doubt
YourUncleGrandpa: that's madness
YourUncleGrandpa: they'd try an' charge five bits
YourUncleGrandpa: but since a bit is one eighth of a dollar
YourUncleGrandpa: you'd have trouble making change
YourUncleGrandpa: it was actually a ploy to get that sixth bit out of you: it was simpler just to order up another trick
YourUncleGrandpa: you think that's a problem
YourUncleGrandpa: imagine what it was like back with there were 4 1/2 bits in a dollar
YourUncleGrandpa: you'd be making extra purchases left and right
Mdw0519: led to countless shaftings
YourUncleGrandpa: just so you wouldn't have to think about the change
YourUncleGrandpa: oh yes many many shaftings
YourUncleGrandpa: those were the days
YourUncleGrandpa: back in my day we had all kinds of opposing forces
YourUncleGrandpa: nazis
YourUncleGrandpa: sodomites
YourUncleGrandpa: nazi sodomites
Mdw0519: gomorites
YourUncleGrandpa: no they were secretly our allies
YourUncleGrandpa: unfortunately they got wiped out along with their pillow biting neighbors
Mdw0519: they were pretty pissed about not having a mainstream sexual act named after them
YourUncleGrandpa: well actually speaking of piss
YourUncleGrandpa: they did have a sexual act named after them
YourUncleGrandpa: used to cost 4 bits
Mdw0519: BYOP?
YourUncleGrandpa: well otherwise they'd charge extree
Mdw0519: 6 bits no doubt
YourUncleGrandpa: that's madness
YourUncleGrandpa: they'd try an' charge five bits
YourUncleGrandpa: but since a bit is one eighth of a dollar
YourUncleGrandpa: you'd have trouble making change
YourUncleGrandpa: it was actually a ploy to get that sixth bit out of you: it was simpler just to order up another trick
YourUncleGrandpa: you think that's a problem
YourUncleGrandpa: imagine what it was like back with there were 4 1/2 bits in a dollar
YourUncleGrandpa: you'd be making extra purchases left and right
Mdw0519: led to countless shaftings
YourUncleGrandpa: just so you wouldn't have to think about the change
YourUncleGrandpa: oh yes many many shaftings
YourUncleGrandpa: those were the days
mike
Total posts: 2298
1/2/2006 7:19 PM
did i mention my grandpa was my great uncle?
mwinter
Total posts: 4318
1/3/2006 12:50 AM
i dont know how i feel about that.. should i congratulate you?