Club409
The best damn waste of time!
GUYS SUCK.here's why
agnes
Total posts: 18
12/7/2005 5:37 PM
well
most of you can't or won't cook
refuse to do your own laundry
won't clean your own dishes
leave the damn toliet lid up(which i had a kitten fall in the toliet)
ya SNORE
take all of the covers
take up the ENTIRE bed
insist on either being in our faces or far away from us when you sleep
you move to much when we are already comfortable in bed
you complain if we would rather be more comfortable then look our best for you at all times
you scratch you crotch in public(please don't do that)
you fart in our beds(which is not cute or funny)
most of you can't or won't cook
refuse to do your own laundry
won't clean your own dishes
leave the damn toliet lid up(which i had a kitten fall in the toliet)
ya SNORE
take all of the covers
take up the ENTIRE bed
insist on either being in our faces or far away from us when you sleep
you move to much when we are already comfortable in bed
you complain if we would rather be more comfortable then look our best for you at all times
you scratch you crotch in public(please don't do that)
you fart in our beds(which is not cute or funny)
rachew
Total posts: 897
12/7/2005 5:39 PM
and you smell bad
mwinter
Total posts: 4318
12/7/2005 5:41 PM
crotch scratching is simply unavoidable; additionally I will say that some of us never leave the toilet seat up. Some of us are so manly and secure in our manliness they simply sit down to pee and avoid the hassle of your complaining.
rachew
Total posts: 897
12/7/2005 5:42 PM
oh shawny...you're so weird
agnes
Total posts: 18
12/7/2005 5:44 PM
if you wash your crotch im sure it wouldn't itch so you would have no need to scratch unless you are making sure something is still there
or u lost it again and are searching...if this is the case please do this on your own time!
or u lost it again and are searching...if this is the case please do this on your own time!
acelxix
Total posts: 2394
12/7/2005 5:45 PM
| most of you can't or won't cook | wrong |
| refuse to do your own laundry | wrong |
| won't clean your own dishes | wrong - shawn does that for me |
| leave the damn toliet lid up(which i had a kitten fall in the toliet) | true but girls always leave it down! |
| ya SNORE | girls do too |
| take all of the covers | true |
| take up the ENTIRE bed | well...true |
| insist on either being in our faces or far away from us when you sleep | nothing can be done about this |
| you move to much when we are already comfortable in bed | very true |
| you complain if we would rather be more comfortable then look our best for you at all times | wrong |
| you scratch you crotch in public(please don't do that) | true. don't fix your bras in public then... |
| you fart in our beds(which is not cute or funny) | you do too you just deny it |
admin edit: close your table n00b
agnes
Total posts: 18
12/7/2005 5:50 PM
i dont fix my bra in public its not lady like
and no i dont fart in my own bed or anyone else's for that matter...
as far as the toliet seats go...we cant do anything about that...yall can!
sleeping in a SINGLE bed w/ a guy is shall we say IMPOSSIBLE?
yes indeed we shall
and no i dont fart in my own bed or anyone else's for that matter...
as far as the toliet seats go...we cant do anything about that...yall can!
sleeping in a SINGLE bed w/ a guy is shall we say IMPOSSIBLE?
yes indeed we shall
SmoovB
Total posts: 1097
12/8/2005 4:54 AM
Pretty much the only way to avoid farting in bed is to avoid sleeping in bed. Unless you have a very peculiar diet or an even more peculiar metabolism you fart. Unless you use pharmeceuticals to shut down your digestive tract during the night you fart while you sleep.
And as far as peeing standing up you obviously haven't tried looking on the N-TAR-WEBB
And as far as peeing standing up you obviously haven't tried looking on the N-TAR-WEBB
Noodle
Total posts: 28
12/8/2005 6:03 PM
"you fart in our beds(which is not cute or funny)"
Thats when you dutch oven them right back- guys know girl farts smell worse anyway bc we hold them in and let them ferment ;)
"most of you can't or won't cook"
who cares id rather be taken out and when they do cook its all the more special
"leave the damn toliet lid up(which i had a kitten fall in the toliet)"
we leave it down how inconsiderate is that? (stupid cat)
"refuse to do your own laundry
won't clean your own dishes"
doing that stuff makes me feel more like a woman.
(a joke)
"ya SNORE
take all of the covers
take up the ENTIRE bed
insist on either being in our faces or far away from us when you sleep
you move to much when we are already comfortable in bed"
If you say you dont like it then you haven't truly experienced it. Besides its the hair petting kissing spooning feel of a heart beating other than your own constant steady breath rocking you to sleep that makes all the other stuff seem insignificant.
Thats when you dutch oven them right back- guys know girl farts smell worse anyway bc we hold them in and let them ferment ;)
"most of you can't or won't cook"
who cares id rather be taken out and when they do cook its all the more special
"leave the damn toliet lid up(which i had a kitten fall in the toliet)"
we leave it down how inconsiderate is that? (stupid cat)
"refuse to do your own laundry
won't clean your own dishes"
doing that stuff makes me feel more like a woman.
(a joke)
"ya SNORE
take all of the covers
take up the ENTIRE bed
insist on either being in our faces or far away from us when you sleep
you move to much when we are already comfortable in bed"
If you say you dont like it then you haven't truly experienced it. Besides its the hair petting kissing spooning feel of a heart beating other than your own constant steady breath rocking you to sleep that makes all the other stuff seem insignificant.
agnes
Total posts: 18
12/9/2005 8:21 AM
well i do get where you are coming from.... in the last part....i kind of miss that about him
waking up next to him was the best... knowing i just slept in his arms. amazing feeling.
waking up next to him was the best... knowing i just slept in his arms. amazing feeling.